😂 Funny responses to 'How are you?"

I'm good...

Hi there,

Hope you are having a good week 😊

This week I have been thinking about the question “How are you?”. We get asked it all the time and 99% of the time we say the same thing either “I’m good” or “Not bad”.

Are we missing an opportunity? 🤔

I created a Tiktok video with some of my funniest responses to the question “How are you?”

@artofcharismaHow to respond to the question "How are you?" in a funny way. We get asked this question everyday and we respond without even thinking, if we respond in a funny way we can spark the other person's curiosity. #conversation #communicationskills #conversationstarters #funnyconversation

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12 Funny Answers to the Question “How are you?”

You can use these:

1. Somewhere between better and best.

2. Can’t complain…I have tried, but no one listens.

3. If I had a tail, I would wag it! (Wriggle your hips)

4. I would say I am a 9.99999 out of 10.

5. I don’t know. Is it Friday yet?

6. I still have a pulse, so I must be doing good.

7. Incredibly good-looking.

8. How much are you willing you pay me if I tell you?

9. I will leave that up to your imagination.

10. On a scale of one to punching someone in the face, I am at 7.5.

11. What’s with all these questions? Are you a cop?

12. I don’t know. Is it Friday yet?

When you can use them?

You can use these responses n the following situations:

• When you are meeting friends

• Speaking to a colleague on Monday morning

• Catching up with an old friend

• Following up with a client you know well

• At the family BBQ

Why is it good to use a funny response?

When we get asked “How are you” both people in the conversation are on autopilot, they are not thinking, responding in a way that s not the norm will activate their brain and get them to THINK of a follow-up. Our brains love these kinds of challenges!

In conclusion, next time you're faced with the common question "How are you?", why not break free from the usual responses and inject some humor into your interactions? By using these funny and creative comebacks, you'll not only bring a smile to people's faces but also activate their brains, sparking lively and engaging conversations. Whether you're catching up with friends, speaking to colleagues, or connecting with clients, these witty responses can add a touch of joy and make your interactions memorable. So go ahead, embrace the opportunity to stand out, and make people laugh with your clever replies. Let's turn mundane greetings into moments of shared laughter and connection. Have fun, be bold, and enjoy the smiles you bring to others' faces!

Kind Regards

Sebastian xx